Too funny

So I wake up to the first somewhat significant snowfall of the season. It's not much, but the car is sprinkled with ice droplets underneath about an inch of light fluffy snow. I attempt to open my car door and find that it's frozen shut. I bang around the frame in an attempt to break it free, cursing the fact that I had to disconnect my remote starter because it was causing other problems with my car.

I give up and go back into the house to get my back-up ice scraper.
(ok, a side note on this: if you want to use the most efficient easy ice scraper on the market check out this site and get yourself a Scrape-A-Round ice scraper. They are fantastic.)

So back outside I go and quickly rid the car of its winter crust. I look in and realize - the doors were locked. UUUUGGGGHHHH!!!! What an idiot I am.